What I’ll tell you right now doesn’t fit in my head. How could this happen, I just don’t understand! But then, once, it happened. And to turn away from this fact, the author simply has no right!

One young woman became pregnant! And the husband was absolutely nothing to do with it!

Have you cheated on me? - the husband looked suspiciously at his wife.

- No, what are you! - the wife was indignant.

- But how did this happen?

- Maybe the shower gel is to blame? - suggested the wife.

- What other shower gel? - the husband did not understand.

Unfortunately, read the name gel was completely impossible!

- You definitely did not cheat on me? - asked the suspicious husband again.

- Well, of course not! - pouted wife. - How can you not trust me ?!

- Then tell me, where did you buy this glue? .. Ugh you! .. Not glue, but gel! - exclaimed the husband. - I personally will go there, demand a plaintive book, and ... and ... I’ll write it to them

A big tear survived, and ...

- I want pickles! - she roared.

- Do not worry! Pregnant is not allowed! .. - warned the husband. - Now I'm going and bring you pickles!

And he took a shower with the same gel, from which his wife allegedly became pregnant ... Wham! ..

He began to feel nauseous. He pulled a can of pickles out of it and ate eight cucumbers at a time! He immediately gnawed a watermelon rind and swallowed a can of condensed milk!

- What happened with me ?! - scared her husband. - Am I also ... pregnant ?! If so, then it’s better not to worry! It is harmful to pregnant women! .. Damn, what am I talking about ?!

No regained consciousness, fell asleep soundly!

Gynecologists made a helpless gesture.

Two months later, the most incredible thing happened! .. Universal pregnancy itself has disappeared!

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